| ive had this dream before...im harry potter, and this "up" is coming,
and we have to stop her before she takes over and freezes our little island where we live,
like the white witch from narnia.
and of course, as in all dreams, my wand is like a jank guitar string and doesnt work at all.
i go with like my "chosen" companions to find help or figure out how to defeat her.
[my "chosen" companions are this hoosier fat guy and like someone else who i never saw...]
anyways at school i bitched this teacher out because this boy [ian m]
had taken a bite out of this cookie bar and then put it back,
and i was like "EAT THAT BITCH! YOU TOUCHED IT, YOU TOOK A BITE, NOW EAT IT!!!"
because he had just taken another bar and set the bitten one down.
and i was like NUHHH UHHH GRRRRLFRENNN...!!
yeah then he tattled on the mean teacher saying i was like being mean or something,
this is when i bitched her out though, she started to defend this piggy boy,
and i was like "WTF HIS GERMS ARE ON THAT COOKIE,
HIS MOUTH HAS TOUCHED IT,
HIS HANDS HAVE TOUCHED IT,
WHAT IF SOMEONE GETS SICK FROM HIS GERMS,
HES BEING WASTEFUL!!!!!!"
yeah, this was a big deal.
but anyways class got out and the teacher knew i was right.
i dunno what happened to the kid though.
so it looked omnious outside, so i knew it was time to start my questy thing.
for some reason i knew "up" was coming.
so i set out with the hoosier guy, i climbed through a window and got to this secret shack on the roof.
this other fat guy was there, watching a television program,
we were like HELLOOO UP IS COMING TIME TO TURN THAT OFF AND HELP US!
and it took forever but finally we like took his remote and paused whatever he was watching and he was like
"grumblegrumble" and he like told us where to go.
so we went to like this fair-carnival type thing, and we saw these like "oracle" people,
who were hooded and cloaked. you couldnt seee their faces though,
because there was a black veil covering them.
and i had a bad feeling about this one.
because no one had come to the oracle here,
everyone was in line for another oracle.
but this one seemed powerful,
so i crouched down to where the oracle was sitting,
and asked
"what can you tell us of the wizard Up?"
she laughed, it was a woman.
she said
"it depends on what your definition of a wizard is..."
then pulled off the veil,
she was Up.
then of course she flew away to cause havoc.
so we ran off to like go stop her or whatever.
apparently we fought her, and almost won,
severely hurt her or something.
so now she was resting, but i dont remember that part.
but actually i do because i remember trying to do the shield charm
and it never worked because my wand was a bent guitar string,
and nothing ever works in dreams anyways.
i remember she poured water on us so we would conduct electricity better.
and i thought about burrowing in the ground, and that way,
the electricity would disperse throughout the ground.
anyways hoosier man discovered how to not like get electrified,
and that was to drink this "bear soup"
which had nothing to do with bears. it had like four non-soup ingredients...
but then she retreated, too weak to fight anymore.
but now it was christmas eve, and i was with my family and friends
and no one was worried about Up anymore.
except me, because i knew she was coming back,
because im harry potter.
so it was a beautiful day outside, and we're all talking about memories and such,
when it just starts raining out of nowhere.
Up was soaking everything to electrify it, i guessed.
my fat hoosier other "chosen" one was falling asleep,
and i hurried to wake him up, shouting
"WE NEED BEAR SOUP!!!"
but by that time,
Up had frozen everything.
the world, and all the people in it, were frozen.
i wAs like ahhh shit, and i was running around trying to hide/find help
i got to the end of the "island" and the hospital was empty.
but a car came out and a man was like
"my patients!! theyre all going to die!!!!!"
but i wAS thinking, man, this guy is pretending, hes not on my side,
so i stole his car and i started searching for Rouge, from X-men,
because for some reason i knew Up had her.
so driving driving, no luck, everythings frozen-
AHHSHITTHERESUP
and so i try to drive into her,
not sure how that worked out but it didnt work.
then we fought, and i was like retarded because nothing works in dreams,
but somehow i was winning, even though i was casting shitty spells that wouldnt work.
[with a bent guitar string]
so i had won this duel and she was like
okay you win this time, now i need to rest.
and i ran into her little like control room area and saw she had all these like toys hooked up to circuits and stuff,
and one toy was a model of the island we were on, and it was covered in melting ice.
i broke the ice off and started unhooking all the circuits.
she came in and got super pissed, and had someone bring in Rouge and her parents.
Rouge had forgotten everything, and Up was being a manipulative bitch.
she was sending her and her parents away,
and i remember seeing them go, and her parents didnt even care about her anymore.
depressing.
then i was like wait, fuck this 'i need to rest thing'
i have to get her while shes weak!!! so she will DIEEE
so i was like "INFLAMARIO!" because you know,
fire melts ice, and maybe if she just caught on fire...
except it didnt work.
then robert texted me and i woke up.
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