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Name: lalalove
Gender: Female
Interests: I wish that people would just give me candy. like just walking on-oh wait. i guess that means i take candy from strangers. oh well i like candy. but anyways i wish that people would just give me candy. just like as i walk somewhere someone would give me candy. i think i just would like that because it would raise my self esteem. hah.
Expertise: watching, listening, observing
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AIM:  gracelebaste@mac.com
Member Since:
7/5/2005
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what is this world coming to???
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| i was driving around, in and out of dreams, thinking i was going crazy.
in the back-seat with tess, look back,
tess was not there anymore.
weird dreams.
I was at a party of amandas.
it was at alex n's old house.
i wasnt drinking much, and everyone was older than me.
at some point bill kosby drove up with nina jones and jimi in the car,
nina jones had black shoelace extensions on the top of her head.
i jumped in the car [it was a convertible] and started going off at jimi.
about how he never called, and didnt want to really be friends, etc.
he said he did enjoy hanging out, and i believed him, and was in happy shock for a minute.
then jimi started getting nervous or something,
and bill kosby took my hand and told me he needed to use the bathroom.
we walked into the house, and he used the bathroom.
i sat in a corner not far from him.
he went to the fridge next and took a beer.
darby appeared out of nowhere and had all this arms filled with beers from the fridge.
i started to say "c'mon guys, dont be assholes"
but my sister cut me off and was like "you all need to leave. put those back"
so billkosby took my hand again and we went outside.
jimi had taken the car and ditched everyone.
billkosby started freaking out and was like "i need to get to this place tonight la la la..."
and i told him if jimi wasnt out front i could take him with my sisters car.
we went out front and there was no sign of him.
i thought i saw my fathers truck, and worried about billkosbys hand in mine
it wasnt his truck though.
we were walking down the street, and a helicopter came down from no where at my sisters.
apparenty the cops were busting my sisters tame and legal party.
we started to run, but it was so difficult.
i tried pulling him into an ally we let go of each others hands and he went off in another direction.
i was scared the police were going to catch me,
but i hadnt been drinking.
i turned again into another ally, and it took me to neighborhoods.
there i saw thomas porter doing jump rope and other people in front lawns doing random stuff.
thomas hinted for everyone to capture me.
he approached me threateningly with his jumprope in his hands.
the other people started walking towards me as well.
i asked him why,
he said because i had to make my eye appointment.
i woke up half an hour before i had to leave.
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| I made out with jimi.
he had a plastic bag over his head.
i made out with jimi with a plastic bag between us.
wtf?
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| little cousin isaac and i
snuck out
issac was driving us in a school bus
[like the article i read earlier]
we were going through a parking lot and i saw will,
he looked like this:
[green coat and everything]
i said to isaac:
pull over
but he wouldnt pull over, so i shouted at him and he just stopped in the middle of the street and we argued.
then i got out of the bus and ran to will.
he was with his parents and some adults, but then they left.
i was walking with someone, down tulane.
we went down into one of those sunken garages,
except it wasnt a garage, it was like a path somewhere.
they said:
"oh cool, a secret path!"
and i said:
"no, its the entrance to the presker's home."
and sure enough through the windows on the side of the sunken part
you could see mrs and mr presker and another couple, cooking.
they said hello hurried, and ignored me for the rest of the time i stood there.
i said:
"well it looks like you guys are busy, and have company, so i guess ill see you all later..."
i left dissapointed, and maria caught me on my way out.
apparently it was thanksgiving, and her parents had gotten a divorce,
and her mother remarried, but her father was still invited over for the holidays.
i was in wills room, and i was happy to see him.
but soon i wasnt happy to see him because he was still bitter towards me,
and tried to rape me. i cried and pleaded with him, completely helpless:
"will, i came because i miss you, because i wanted to know you were doing all right, i was curious about your life, i wanted to make sure you were okay..."
we met up with mark. we were both happy to see each other,
and mark had a good haircut.
we were watching orcs put on a play because the orcs were taking over the world.
and mark and i had such good chemistry and he would subtly touch me
in the appropriate place, and eventually resistance was futile.
i was wearing, coincidentally, what i wore today,
my dress, a tube bra, and no underwear.
we just did it in the theater.
right then.
right there.
people saw us but no one seemed to care.
mark was making sexy noises, or trying,
and i was laughing because i was happy and thought the whole thing was funny.
then the orcs were taking over.
and i didnt know what side i was on, because they were like
labyrinth-jim henson-troll-puppets
that seemed kinda cute...
but these two were chasing me with two shrunken heads each
and i thought the shrunken heads were bombs,
so i ran and ran
then i said to them:
"why dont you cut open the head, hollow out the inside, then make them into candle holders?"
[the shrunken heads]
and they seemed to think that was a good idea,
so they did it.
the heads werent bombs i guess.
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| so thank god boys are nice and direct.
guess who's nice and single again?
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me!
its comfortable being single.
no strings, nothing to bog you down or anything to keep you from moving on.
anyways it was great because i didnt have to do anything-HE said it first,
and all i could think was "thank baby jesus..."
guilt free breakup
totally wonderful
now i know how Will felt in About a Boy when he discovered single mums...
anyways, maybe my priorities are out of whack,
and maybe im afraid of commitment,
but for now,
i take comfort in the fact that i'm single [!!!] again.
[[[ps-at least i fulfilled my dream of dating a punk]]]
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